I will die if light touches me.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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