Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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