He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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