I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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