I think my vagina is haunted
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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