I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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