of course. lets lasso hookers.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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