is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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