Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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