Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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