so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
smell my finger.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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