just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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