And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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