I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
where does the pee come out of this thing
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
