CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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