I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
