he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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