we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Randomize
