just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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