then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
