Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Duck Duck Cougar?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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