Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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