That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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