remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you would pick up someone in the library
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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