ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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