JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize
