dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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