If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I can't turn off my feet"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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