hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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