brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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