so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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