State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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