: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Randomize