why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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