I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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