come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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