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how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?

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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.

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