I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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