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quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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