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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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