I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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