Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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