Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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