hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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