forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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