We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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