Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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