ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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