U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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