so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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