I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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