I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
i now understand why vodka
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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