did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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