Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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