So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Randomize
