i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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