You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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