Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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