Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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