Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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